Comments for how to survive suburban life http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:19:06 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by suburbanlife http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9269 suburbanlife Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:19:06 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9269 G - I am so glad to be able to provide you some laughs. Maybe soon. i will have more to report about the breast lofting chains. You see, OLPC has decided i need better bras, new glasses,...in other words she has decided to make me her little makeover project. Next week is going to be bra fitting and shopping excursions. I'll get me some chains, but appropriate chains for little old ladies, Yes!!! G G – I am so glad to be able to provide you some laughs. Maybe soon. i will have more to report about the breast lofting chains. You see, OLPC has decided i need better bras, new glasses,…in other words she has decided to make me her little makeover project. Next week is going to be bra fitting and shopping excursions. I’ll get me some chains, but appropriate chains for little old ladies, Yes!!! G

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by The Querulous Squirrel http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9268 The Querulous Squirrel Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:49:08 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9268 This is so hilarious. I am trying to picture the chains and can only come up with the most comically bizarre images. The idea of this dominatrix cross-examining at Guantanamo and this meek man opening up to her as if she were a relationship counselor at a large dinner table is surreal. I'm so glad you finally revealed the outcome of what sounds like a very successful social event if not a match made in in heaven. This is so hilarious. I am trying to picture the chains and can only come up with the most comically bizarre images. The idea of this dominatrix cross-examining at Guantanamo and this meek man opening up to her as if she were a relationship counselor at a large dinner table is surreal. I’m so glad you finally revealed the outcome of what sounds like a very successful social event if not a match made in in heaven.

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by suburbanlife http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9267 suburbanlife Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:34:29 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9267 Dowhatyoulove - you might have handled the whole happening with more grace. I am still smarting from this failure. But hey, those two are still talking to me, so that's a huge plus. G Dowhatyoulove – you might have handled the whole happening with more grace. I am still smarting from this failure. But hey, those two are still talking to me, so that’s a huge plus. G

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by suburbanlife http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9266 suburbanlife Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:31:28 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9266 Canadada - about the only sparks that flew at my little soiree were the ones from my lighter, when in between courses I hid out and lit up a cigarette to take a break from weirdness. i pass my torch onto you - tou are obviously "da Yenta Bomb"! G Canadada – about the only sparks that flew at my little soiree were the ones from my lighter, when in between courses I hid out and lit up a cigarette to take a break from weirdness. i pass my torch onto you – tou are obviously “da Yenta Bomb”! G

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by suburbanlife http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9265 suburbanlife Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:26:24 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9265 Trish - it is fun to have quirky individuals in one's life, but, have to admit my matchmaking skills are not up to snuff. I do think this is a call for me to take down my sign and burn it. G Trish – it is fun to have quirky individuals in one’s life, but, have to admit my matchmaking skills are not up to snuff. I do think this is a call for me to take down my sign and burn it. G

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by dowhatyoulove http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9264 dowhatyoulove Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:07:36 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9264 Love your writing! You bring the evening to life, so that we all may enjoy the uniqueness of it all. OLPC sounds like a hoot of a lady, with endless entertaining personality traits (not to mention dress code). I look forward to reading more stories. Love your writing! You bring the evening to life, so that we all may enjoy the uniqueness of it all. OLPC sounds like a hoot of a lady, with endless entertaining personality traits (not to mention dress code). I look forward to reading more stories.

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by canadada http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9263 canadada Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:01:03 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9263 .... nice try ... thing is, one never really KNOWS what makes a 'match' except for the two match-inatin' ... Carry on Geronimo! Keep 'em circulating! Like Roulette, something will 'click' and then WOW! you'll be eternally remembered for cranking the wheel ... I have the good fortune to have done this for my cousin. She and I had gotten together for a birthday drink, and I decided, last minute, to include a 'male friend' who was a loose ends and also celebrating a birthday in the same month. Well, no sooner were we settled when the two of them started 'flashing'. Sparks here, flame there, (Aries don't you know...), huffing and puffing. I thought FOR SURE that that little get-together glass-raising episode was a 'bust'. BUT, 15 years later they are STILL together ... huffing & puffing ... and they still 'blame' me for it! :) …. nice try … thing is, one never really KNOWS what makes a ‘match’ except for the two match-inatin’ …

Carry on Geronimo! Keep ‘em circulating! Like Roulette, something will ‘click’ and then WOW! you’ll be eternally remembered for cranking the wheel …

I have the good fortune to have done this for my cousin. She and I had gotten together for a birthday drink, and I decided, last minute, to include a ‘male friend’ who was a loose ends and also celebrating a birthday in the same month. Well, no sooner were we settled when the two of them started ‘flashing’. Sparks here, flame there, (Aries don’t you know…), huffing and puffing. I thought FOR SURE that that little get-together glass-raising episode was a ‘bust’. BUT, 15 years later they are STILL together … huffing & puffing … and they still ‘blame’ me for it! :)

]]> Comment on Collector… by suburbanlife http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/10/22/collector/#comment-9262 suburbanlife Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:20:24 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=445#comment-9262 Lord know how many of my irritating habits make Rumpole miserable. It is rather self-preservation rather than considerateness that moved me to get these offenders done. The Stepford Wife bit only goes so far. G Lord know how many of my irritating habits make Rumpole miserable. It is rather self-preservation rather than considerateness that moved me to get these offenders done. The Stepford Wife bit only goes so far. G

]]> Comment on Yenta is “touched”, or has lost her “touch”… by Trish Scott http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/yenta-is-touched-or-has-lost-her-touch/#comment-9261 Trish Scott Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:58:32 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=448#comment-9261 Oh dear G! Wish I had been there. Laughed out loud all the way from here. Oh dear G! Wish I had been there. Laughed out loud all the way from here.

]]> Comment on Collector… by onemoreoption http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/2009/10/22/collector/#comment-9260 onemoreoption Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:25:15 +0000 http://suburbanlife.wordpress.com/?p=445#comment-9260 I'm guessing many people would not have removed the rubber bands. Sounds very considerate of you. I’m guessing many people would not have removed the rubber bands. Sounds very considerate of you.

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